Wow, I Am Lazy

So yesterday I finally went over to the gym. That's right, I have started training about 3.5 months before the marathon. This should be interesting. Very interesting considering I was struggling with ONE mile. So unfortunately (fortunately for my lungs and wallet) I decided that yesterday was my last day of smoking. Cold Turkey. I had just started a new brand too and was liking it. Oh well. Hold on a minute, I'm gonna throw in a dip. Who says you need gums to run? Plus I can do this at my desk and not go out into the 100+ air. The scale wasn't too kind to me yesterday either. I am not going to share with you what it said, not yet anyways. Let's just say it is up there. What's kinda funny is that I was planning on starting my training when softball season ended, which was like a month or so ago. So now I finally start training and the next season is starting up in two weeks. I am thinking I will start off with a majority of my working out in the pool. That will build up my stamina while also losing some lbs. That way it will be easier to run, you know, with the fewer lbs and the more stamina and whatnot. One thing I totally forgot about was that the gym I go to is like Stripper Central. And Hot Housewife Central. That makes working out a little easier. And also there are a lot of "normals" like me, so I don't stand out like a sore thumb amongst the Strippers, Housewives, and Juicers. I promise to start updating more from now on. I have real internet finally at my new apartment. Actually, that deserves its own paragraph.

I GOT INTERNET AND CABLE AT OUR NEW APARTMENT. Finally. It has been 8 1/2 long months without cable. Ever since Bitcho kicked me out of her house and I moved into Mark's House I've been sans cable. I have never seen the Colbert Report. No cable. I missed the last season of South Park. No cable. It really isn't that bad once you get used to it. But it is nice having real internet now. Before I was mooching off of someone's wireless network in the neighborhood. So of course the first thing I did when I set mine up was to lock it to keep people like me out. I can download music again, and just got into the game of downloading movies. And porn is so much faster now. Much faster.

A random fact. This is the first time Marla and myself have lived together while dating. Other times we have lived together include:

Sophomore year: She moved to Dayton and got her own apartment, but I wasn't living there. We spent most of the time in our kick ass 4 person suite that always had 8 people in it (Me, Gutbrod, Chuck, Andy plus 4 girlfriends) and a puppy (Gracey). I think that suite experienced the most sex ever in a one year span.

Junior year: We lived together at good ol 212 Rubicon, but it wasn't just us. Throw in a little Spencer, Harmon, Szeremet, and Hoy (and Maggie when she replaced Marla halfway through).

Senior year: We weren't dating and I was at the best house ever Deeeeeeez Nutz (Victor, Jonh, Harmon, Howard).

A few months after Senior year: We moved out to Vegas together and shared an apartment, but we weren't dating at the time. We shared a 2 bedroom apartment.

After that apartment: We moved around the corner to a different apartment and picked up another roommate (Sabrina).

After that apartment: Marla moved back to Cleveland and I moved in with Bitcho (someone Marla and myself had worked with).

After that house: She kicked me out in about 4 months and then I moved in with Mark.

Then she moved back out here and we have our own apartment. So since I went away to college in August 2000, I have lived in 10 places. (Marycrest, Kettering, Rubicon, Evanston, Parent's house, Courtney's Bay, Montana, Bitcho's, Mark's, and now Rancho Ocaso) 10 places! That is a lot of moving, and that doesn't even count Marla's apartment Sophomore year.

Sorry if I bored you with all of that. Actually, I'm not sorry. It's my blog and I can do what I want to.

You know what is pretty funny? I just ran a spell check, and they bring up "blog" for checking. That is just funny to me, sorry.